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Football is cancelled so what to do?
London, 09/09/2022
As a mark of respect after the death of Queen Elizabeth II at the age of 96, the Football Association and the Premier League have made the decision to postpone all football fixtures this weekend. So we here at UKtrends decided to come up with a few shopping ideas to help pass the time and prepared for the upcoming FIFA World Cup that kicks off in Qatar from the 18th of December. We can image hooligans up and down the country will be very confused this weekend as they find themselves without a target for all their pent up anger, perhaps with a little distraction we can save a few immigrants and the EU from becoming their new target.
Have a look at a few of our suggestions and perhaps you can find something to get into the mood for what probably will bea another World Cup for English fans, and as a bonus this year the Welsh can join in with the misery.
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Liz Truss, The Dairy Queen is in!
London, 05/09/2022
We finally have a new Prime Minister. Even though Boris was doing a great job throwing grenades and parties and being flown around in jets through the summer, while the country struggled with the Cost of Living crisis and the prospect of not being able to heat theirs homes this winter. The Conservative party has finally decided who will lead our great nation after a long and depressingly boring fight between Dishy Rishi and Thick Lizzy and the winner is our own Dairy Queen. You will remember almost nothing about Liz Truss apart from her haunting staged pictures and her famous speech about cheese(very...long...awkward...pause...)That. Is. A. Dis-grace. The wooden politician delivered this notorious speech during the Conservative Party Conference in 2014 but it will stay in our nightmares forever. Using our new leader passion for the dairy product as inspiration, we look at a few products that will help you enjoy your cheese even more.
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Shopping for Kettles with Boris
London, 30/08/2022
During a speech in Suffolk last week our All Powerful Leader announced that if you have an old kettle that takes ages to boil, it may cost you £20 to replace it, but if you get a new one, you’ll save £10 a year every year on your electricity bill. During the current cost of living crisis which was probably caused by the Labour Government that left power a mere 12 years ago, every little helps, as our supermarket friends would say, so having such insightful advice is essential.
When shopping for a new kettle it is important to keep a few things in mind, since this is an essential bit of kit will not only save you a fortune on your bills but it will also help reduce the amount of sewage that you will be drinking while enjoying a hot cuppa. Our leader is on his way out due to an extremely high amount of back-stabbing members in the Conservative Party and we eagerly await to find out if his replacement will be as keen as he is in ensuring our waterways are filled with excrement.
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